1 After your mommy tried to talk to your bullies to not bother you, things changed. Nowadays, she prefers to hang out with your bullies.
1 Your bully said he wouldn’t leave you alone until he fucked me raw, so I said “ok, but just the tip”…
1 If he’s going to call me a cheater, might as well be one… my bully made sure my bf wasn’t a liar when he said I was cheating.
1 Vacation isn’t always generous to the mombod, but this 46yr old mama says you only live once so eat the food and drink the drinks.