1 Out of drunken confidence my mom bet my bully that if he could beat my diving record she’d blow him. I now no longer hold the #1 record of all time at my school and I found out the hard way that my mom is a women of her word :(
1 Your mom was late to pick you up from school. Turns out she was butt ass naked riding your bully in his car down the street in his apartment complex while you were waiting
1 When it’s your birthday, and you’re mom’s friend asked you to give her a visit. But didn’t expect her to give you the best gift