1 Today is your marriage anniversary, so you are taking your wife on a date. And she asked to go to the toilet. She doesn’t come back and you go for her. OMG you will find her fucking her bully in the men’s room.
1 I remember in the swing club, when they realized that her husband meant that I agreed, two Oldman would take my wife’s hand and lead her towards them!
1 When you found out your mom was fucking your bully, you told her if she didn’t stop you’d tell your dad. She just laughed. “Oh trust me, he knows. He’s jerking off in the corner every time.” “What! That’s crazy, you’re lying!” “Sorry, but where do you think you got the loser gene from? Not my side.”