1 Don’t judge a book by its cover, and don’t judge yoga pants by their appearance. They’re designed for comfort and flexibility… and so am I.
1 Your mom gave your bully a ride home after dropping you off. It’s already been a hour. He only lives 5 minutes away.
1 You were at school, and you noticed your friend who bullies you isn’t in class. Turns out he was at your house fucking your mom. He promised that if she gave up her ass, that he would stop. But he lied.