1 You knew you should have been suspicious when the guys insisted they hang at your place, let alone when they wanted to hang out with you…now they’re triple teaming your fucking mom!!
1 “I hate the way my bully always touches or rubs against your pregnant belly” you whine to your wife. “It’s not appropriate.” She snorts derisively. “Why not?” She laughs. “It’s his baby dumbass.”
1 The guy eats your food and makes you clean everything. He gets you drunk regularly and fucks your girl every time you pass out early.