1 Your dad put up your mom as his wager in a basketball game against you. Let’s just say he’s not quite the player he used to be
1 My roommate has always been such an asshole. But when he promised to look after my drunk girlfriend, I thought he was turning a new leaf
1 Mom used to bathe you when you were little… now she gently soaps up your bully. She even calls him her “special boy”