1 In a rare show of compassion your bully of a boss agreed to interview your daughter for a summer internship. You drilled her with potential questions he might ask, but hopefully he isn’t to hard on her since he knows she’s your special princess.
1 Your mom told your bully she’ll let him fuck her if he stops harassment you at school. He hid his phone and recorded the whole thing. When she noticed the camera, he said “your either take it up the ass or the whole school sees what I recorded so far.” So she let him fuck her ass too
1 You called your mom to check if she was safe coz she came over to have “the talk”, Your mom told me to be quiet while bouncing and riding my co… i mean while having the “talk” to stop bullying you shes doing a great job so far lol
1 Out of drunken confidence my mom bet my bully that if he could beat my diving record she’d blow him. I now no longer hold the #1 record of all time at my school and I found out the hard way that my mom is a women of her word :(
1 Your mom was late to pick you up from school. Turns out she was butt ass naked riding your bully in his car down the street in his apartment complex while you were waiting
1 When it’s your birthday, and you’re mom’s friend asked you to give her a visit. But didn’t expect her to give you the best gift