1 Of course I was going to give my step brother his first ever blowjob, that’s what sisters are good for
1 Your daughter was visiting home from college when she got pulled over by none other than the dickhead who made your life miserable in high school (source – c0c0nutavocad0)
1 Sorry mom they told me to tie you up before they come. They will arrive any time now. It’s the only way to stay here rent free