AZ005
Age: 43
Race: Caucasian (British)
Body Type: Buxom (a busty mature woman) with a lovely arse (ass) and luscious jubblies (boobs)
Boobs: Large – Natural – DD’s (unconfirmed)
Appearances: E230 (1st scene)
Male Model: Nick ( 🤢 )
Run Time: 1 Hour 11 Minutes 46 Seconds
Source: tnaflix eporner sxyprn peekvids
Review:
Cheerio Whoremongers!
Pull up a chair. We are traveling across the pond for this one 🇬🇧
Today we continue reviewing one model for every letter of the alphabet and, let me tell you, I have been looking forward to this one for quite awhile.
For the letter E I have selected the very lush lass named Elizabeth. Elizabeth has been an absolute favorite of mine since I started watching the site, yet for some reason I always fail to mention her in this community. In fact, she gets almost no attention for the MPov community (or the Whoremongers as I call them). Well today that changes.
Let’s start at the beginning as I found some interesting information as I began writing this. There’s a claim out there that Elizabeth is in fact the vintage British pornstar named Sarah Jane Hamilton. Now I looked at the photos and did a comparison and they do look….similar. But I wasn’t convinced it was the same person. They both are gingers, have huge chebs (boobs) and have a similar facial structure but…idk I wasn’t 100% convinced. I’m also confused on why she would change her name for MPov if she was formally a well known pornstar from the 90s. Like you would think people would be able to tell. But porn isn’t known for the amount of effort but into it so who knows. Anyways, Google the name and see for yourself. For this review I’ll be treating Elizabeth as her own entity and taking what she says at face value. I’ll say this though, regardless of if it’s her or not, Sarah Jane Hamilton is sexy AF and has a hilarious threeway scene where Ron Jeremy is dressed as a gladiator and looking down on her from a cloud (I once had a very similar dream). So it’s worth a watch.
Okay let’s talk about immediate observations. Elizabeth is a mature thick Bonnie lass. I wouldn’t qualify her as a PAWG necessarily but in America she would be referred to as “busty”. The orange-red hair is a sexy look on her. She has the look of a stern professor or librarian that would come up in your therapy sessions many years later. She has the personality to match too but we’ll get into that some more later. The Bristols (titties) are the immediate attention graber but it does appear that she’s sitting on a fantastic rump as well.
I’m still not sure on this gal’s porn career but I will say that she definitely gives off the vibe of someone who sucks dick for a living. It’s tough to describe but some women walk into a room and every dick inside it rises as if the judge was approaching the bench. Elizabeth is that type of gal. Her sly smile and sexy accent count as foreplay in my book. However like all good foreplay, it’s best not to rush things. So let’s discuss her interview:
- Nick proves immediately that nothing slips past him by immediately asking Elizabeth “so it sounds like you might have an accent”. I don’t know what to even say anymore.
- She’s from London specifically. Speaking of which, I’m not sure if I’m the only one to notice but London, England has become the capital city of mature (40+) white woman with HUGE natural tits. One thing I like to do for fun is browse escort websites of major cities across the country/world (yes I’m aware I have a problem) and look at what each one of them offers and London offers the best of the Caucasian Curvy CILFs. It’s why I’m planning on making a trip one day and redefining the phrase “Bangers & Mash”……does that joke work? I think it works. I laughed at least. Of all the London slang and phrases I found in my research I was most excited to use that one and I think I jumped the gun a bit……What were we talking about again?
- She’s been in the USA 20 years. She traveled here all by herself and found a new home in sunny California
- She says she’s always been very curvy even when she was younger and more petite. I love it when a woman’s frame of like 70% boob which I imagine she was
- She’s not a mom. This is becoming a theme lol
- She’s a back-to-back divorce champion.
- Nick again pulls his classic response of “whenever a model says she has a hobby, immediately ask if she’s ever done that hobby naked?” While this is annoying and adds further evidence to my claim that he’s most likely AI, it has led to some humor as this means he’s asked if someone has done any of the following naked: riding a motorcycle, riding a horse, pottery, archery, bowling and working at a homeless shelter.
- She says this is her very first film aside from a few private films she made. Take that as you will.
- She states that she’s currently into the “young guy, older woman” type of porn. I’m getting the feeling more and more that this is one of the more staged scenes they’ve had. It’s like she’s playing to the camera.
- One of the last things she says is how she finds Nick attractive which just cements in my mind that she’s absolutely not an amateur.
Well that interview was slightly disappointing, I have to be honest. I know many of you don’t even listen to the interviews but it’s one of the things I like best about MomPOV. I like getting a sense for who that model is and I think all of us enjoy the fact that they are (mostly/sometimes) amateur models. The interview is where you get the best sense of that and really sets up the whole scene. That being said, when there’s a model who is clearly not an amateur pretending to be one it really makes me not as into the scene. I’m not sure if maybe Elizabeth just isn’t as good as hiding it as some but it dampened my excitement for this scene. And that’s with her being like my ideal body type. Oh well. We move forward. Never back.
The interview ends and Elizabeth gets up and begins to show us the goods. I personally love when she lifts her top and she’s just in her bra and you can see her massive titties barely being contained and also getting a look at her sexy stomach. I’ve really been into girls’ stomachs lately. Why? No idea. But I like to be honest with you guys about what I’m going through in my life and this is it.
She is incredibly comfortable in front of the camera as she gives a very sexy strip show. She’s also wearing some leggings which just again adds to the thought of her being a sexy professor who has a few ideas on how to get your GPA up.
We are reaching the part where she drops to her knees and I start dropping bullet points so let’s dive in:
- Before she even takes the dick in her mouth she begins softly kissing it through the boxers. It’s at this point where I couldn’t hold back anymore and realize that I’m going to have to come back and finish this review in 20-30min
- You can tell she’s a believer in the “slow sucking is better sucking” school of thought. I’m a believer in that too.
- A+ BJ. End of story. She suck’s like a professional. At the very least she’s been an escort in the past. Hopefully in the present too.
- She blows for a good long while before laying back and playing with herself for the camera. Her pussy is elite looking (and I imagine tasting)
- The carpet matches the drapes 🧡
- While getting fucked missionary she drops this banger of a line: “Old pussy is better isn’t it?” 👏 👏 👏 Nick responds with his own banger of a line: “Female subject is aroused. Increase thrusting. Increase thrusting.”
- For you missionary lovers (vastly underrated position) she takes a good pounding here and makes it very vocal that she’s enjoying herself
- Dirty talk is way better with an English accent.
- She looks amazing on top and suddenly made me realize that James Bond really missed out and should’ve fucked MoneyPenny a time or two
- Her reverse cowgirl is jaw dropping. What an arse she has
- They hit all the classics MPov positions. I’m not going to spend much time on
- It ends with possibly the weakest creampie in the sites history.
So where do we stand with the English Fox: Miss Elizabeth? I mean….she’s got as fuck. Like she’s the second best ginger on the site and any time you finish second to Angie, you should feel proud of yourself. But I have to be consistent and honest and say that I’m not a fan of the performative acting in her scene. It was just a tad bit over the top for me. So with that, I’ll give Elizabeth a final grade of….
Final Grade: A-
Other Thoughts: I ALMOST went with a B+ but at the end of the day: #TittiesOverEverything
