Thank you all for all your great submissions guys! We have a lot of great new people that have been nominated to the various positions. If you see any that you think don’t fit, MENTION IT! If you see any that should be switched, MENTION IT. If you see any that should be added somewhere, MENTION IT!
In the immortal words of Nick: LET’S HAVE SOME FUN!
Here is how it looks so far:
Computer Science: Meghan, because she is a software developer
Medical Science: Betty, because she was a nurse
Mathematics: Pariss, because she has a bunch of science degrees
Oceanography: Katalina, because she got fucked on the beach a bunch during her BTS/Bonuses
Psychology: Misty, because she is absolutely out of her mind crazy
Anatomy: Allegra (just take a look at her today)
Automotive engineering: Darla, because she works for a Harley resaler
Aerospace engineering: Kate Frost, because she is now a stewardess
Capital restructuring: Senah, because she was a corporate exec for 26 years
Business management: Luciana, because she owns a bookkeeping business
Hotel management: Patty, because it’s what she does
Accounting: Stella, a licenced accountant
Ethics: Jaymee, for being nice enough to send her daughter to the store before bringing Nick over and fucking him on her sink and then swallowing his cum on camera
Business ethics: Charlotte, for scamming a bunch of women in the early 2000s with a bunch of shady surrogacy grifts
Habeas corpus: Mercedes Carrera, because she’s been in jail for the last 6 years without a trial AND ALSO for allegedly kidnapping her kids
Property law: Lorell, because she works in real estate
Film: Amber, because she is the most prolific camwhore on the website and is always in front of the camera
Theatre: Linda, because she markets herself as an actress despite having only been in a single, 10 minute long short film without any lines
Fashion: Natalie, for coming to the shoot dressed to the nines
Photography: Ruth, because she has a failed photography busienss
Culinary arts: Cami, because she owns a bakery
Literature: Raima, because she’s an exec for a book store
Music: Rhonda, because she is a virtuoso pianst
Choir: Scarlett, because she loves karaoke and dancing
Architecture: Crystalyn, because she is a construction worker
Diplomacy: Amber, because of her extremely successful negotiation with Nick awkwardly texting her after their shoot and trying to fuck her off camera for free
Women’s Studies: Annie, because she is a strong, independent woman who don’t need no man
World Languages: Francis, because she’s German and speaks 5 languages
Linguistics: Song, because she is deaf and cannot speak
Ancient History: Shirley, because she’s the only person who was around when it was happening
Native American History: Lucille, because she is Native American and old
Track and Field: Alice, because she loves to run
Martial Arts: Sunny, because she was allegedly a UFC model/ring girl
Weightlifting: Melyssa, because she does Crossfit
Swim Coach: Connie, because she looks like a California surfer chick
Judo Coach: Jessie, because she was an oil wrestler
Rifle Team Captain: Roxanne, because her BTS had James driving her to a shooting range and giving her various guns to magdump into the trees
Chaplain: Jill, because after her shoot she found Jesus and became extremely religious
Student Advisor: CarryAnn, because she likes young guys and fantasies about collecting virginities
Librarian: Darcy, because she looks like she belongs here
Campus Day Care: Janet, because she was a teacher or teacher’s aide
Campus Health: Cynthia, because she had a near life-long drug addiction and now runs a non-profit helping addicts
Janitor: Crystal, because she owned a cleaning business